I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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