ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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