yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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