In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Randomize
