that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
its liver damage thursday
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