Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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