I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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