She's JV to your varsity
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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