just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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