I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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