Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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