I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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