is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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