Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
tell me about the fingering
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