today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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