nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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