Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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