Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
tell me about the fingering
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