i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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