My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
operation have a gay friend backfired
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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