how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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