The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
