i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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