It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Man, jail baloney is awful.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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