I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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