WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
