You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
