Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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