There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Green mimosas i think yes
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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