I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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