quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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