Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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