gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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