Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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