Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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