he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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