He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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