Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
