so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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