The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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