So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we have officially lost it.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize