If that was your dad, he is hot
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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