forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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