Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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