I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Randomize
