you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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