Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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