Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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