he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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