youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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