fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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