You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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