Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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