did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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